Star Bucks

Ok, you go into a starbucks and order a "Large" coffee. And the worker says "We don't have large, be-och". What? What did he just say? Did he just say that they didn't have large? "Right, see small is now called tall, medium is a grande, and large is venti".
Venti? What kind of nazi speak is that? And how the hell can they call a small cup of coffee tall? Forgive my youthfull ignorance but isn't "Tall" the opposite of "Small"? "Yeah in the real world it is".
Oh, I see what they're doing they call "Small" "Tall" so it makes the customer feel good when thay pay $3 for urine sample cup of coffee! This wya they feel like they're getting more because the word "Tall" is stuck in thier psyche.
"Yeah, whatever." Don't give me that, what was the last time you went to a Taco Bell and ordered a taco grande and got a medium size taco?
And "Venti" Isn't even a word, it's just some phrase they made up to make the moron feel special when they pay $5 for a cup of coffee. "Are you saying that i'm not sophisticated?" No, I'm saying you'r stupid.
"But then you don't get the shiny Starbucks coffe cup. That you like carry around like a status symbol."
Don't give me that, you blond freak.
Thank you for listening.

Isaac.R.Purvis.
I.R.P.