New Blog

I just noticed that some people have actually looked at my blog, so I have to tell them that I will no longer be posting here.
PianoTabs.blogspot.com is where I will be

Jokes Jokes and More Jokes

3. Why did the mexican shoot his wife?
* Tequila!!! *

4. Why are mexican steering wheels so small?
* So that they can drive with handcuffs. *

Why the hell?

Why the hell do I post blogs? It's not like anyone ever reads them. I could type whatever the hell I wanted, WIthOUT gOOD SPELLING RO PUNCTUATON sewet. I don't have to worry about offending anyone. So I have decided that I will make this a joke blog With daily jokes.


1. What do you get when you mix peanut butter and baked beans?
* A creamy fart that stick to the roof of your ass.*


2. Did you hear about the guy hired at the zoo to circumsize elephants?
*He said the wages are poor but the tips are huge.*

F****** Government

Today Me and my "Legal Guardian" went to go get my ID card. Now before I start I would like to say that I am Home Schooled, that means that I have no school ID, no school papers, no school ANYTHING.

So in order to get a minor an ID card you must have three forms identifying who you are. For me you need a birth certificate, school papers and one other form, for me to get an ID. Now, isn't this one hell of a catch 22?

So the government is going to restrict me from getting and ID because I'm not a little piece of public school trash? That's bullshit. OK, it also says that If I have a "Convict ID" then that counts as the third one. Great. A Home schooled kid who is actually trying to get an education is restricted from things that a public school delinquent? Bull isn't it?

Just A Thought...

PSL---An ASL Student View

I am currently in an American Sign Language class. My teacher, Toby Welch, Has a blog and recently has blogged about Persons Sign Language. It appears to me that much of the deaf population are against it. To me it looks like this woman is trying to make a "Language" of her own. As a "Hearie" I can't fully estimate what effect this has or could have. If anyone wants to read the post go here.
"http://welchsasl.blogspot.com/2007/03/email-to-melissa-psl-and-her-respond.html"

Fans

This is so wierd, I haven't looked at my blog since like last year, and guess what? I have one fan!!! Maybe I will start blogging more.
I also publish my thoughts on YouTube. Search "TheoneandonlyIsaac"

Career

What I want to be when I finish college is a Cardiothoracic Surgeon. Basically what that they do is they focus on the torso. Going through college is gonna be 250k and 13 years. But, hopefully, in the end it will be worth it.
The problem with going into surgery is that you cannot have any kind of social life, since while you are a resident you work for 15 hours a day and you are on call. For those of you who don't know "On call" means that the hospital can call whenever they want. Not to mention that you will be on call for the rest of your career.
It is hard, time consuming and expensive work. But the good thing is that it is expensive work, the average salary for a CT Surgeon is about 700k a year before taxes and stuff. But besides that you really can't have any kind of social life. But since the only reason I live is because of money It works out.
Isaac. R. Purvis

YouTube

If you are here from my Channel on YouTube, then I have to state that oppinions expressed here are not neccesarily those of the YouTube account.

Parties.

Saturday I went to a all-night party at a friends house. It was kickass we played pool cars a "Board" game, video games, and spin the bottle with dice. It was pretty cool, but the best part was that this was my first one, and I was not the youngest one there, there was one other person. You see this was more of a high school party, the host is 17 so. But anyway time for stories, Durring the party a couple of people wanted to go to sleep so they went into one of the rooms andclosed the door and went to sleep(What a surrprise.), about 30 minuets later me and host quietly went in to the room with his cat, an evil kitty, and just let it loos in there, about 30 minuets later they came out after being attacked by the kitty, as he described it "We were laying there and I felt something wet on my head, and when I woke up I see this cat there" "(Girl)I reached up my hand to pet the kittie and he freaked and scratched me.
Either way a good time.
IF you can or want, post some of your party stories.(I reccomend that you place it as annyonamys.)
Isaac.R.P.
And I don't realy hate any of you.

ThanksGiving

To many people thanksgiving is a time of fun faces and happy places. A time when family comes around and eats a fabulous feast, in a home that's filled with decorations and food and drinks and etc..
But in my family this is not the case. First a little bit about the problematic issues in my family.
My Aunt: C', she is the essence of well fare and the description of "Redneck". She has had many husbands and believes she has married into "Money" this time.(Husband is a security guard.) And besides that fact that she has probably not washed her hands in years she under cooks and (Very) salts everything.
The whole sister relationship: Three. A relationship I can't quite describe. Though they act "Happy Happy joy joy". It is not good, every time the three of them get together something happens, no matter what. SOMETHING HAPPENS. Whether it be small or large someone "Feelings" get hurt. And when all four of the siblings get together, well, someone dies.
Today the three of six(Maybe 8) us will get together. Me, my mums, my aunts and their husbands. We will try to keep from hurting each other(I think) and just get through the day. While you may think that this blog is useless, just think about it. I am Isaac.R.P. And I hate many of you.