Why the hell?

Why the hell do I post blogs? It's not like anyone ever reads them. I could type whatever the hell I wanted, WIthOUT gOOD SPELLING RO PUNCTUATON sewet. I don't have to worry about offending anyone. So I have decided that I will make this a joke blog With daily jokes.


1. What do you get when you mix peanut butter and baked beans?
* A creamy fart that stick to the roof of your ass.*


2. Did you hear about the guy hired at the zoo to circumsize elephants?
*He said the wages are poor but the tips are huge.*